It happened on a Monday

那个周一是我一生中都无法忘怀的时光

It was my baby's bi念吸周现较积二磁次甚rthday

那天是我亲爱的男友的生日

I wanted to surprise him he deserved a t太reat

我们的爱让我不由自主地去给他一个惊喜

He said he'd be late working

他说他要加班晚点过来

He'd call me when he's leaving

他过来的时候会给我打电话

Off I went to get him something

我想我有足够的时间去给他买礼物了

Ain't I just too sweet

我想我一定很善解人意

So I cruised downtown to Armani

我去了名牌专处务杀留任热石著卖店-阿玛尼

To find him something trendy

想给他打扮得玉树临风

And realized that my Jimmy Choos were killing me

我突然想起了我大爱的Jimmy Choos鞋子

So I text the girls from my car

我给我的小伙伴们发了信息给他庆生

Meet me 念期at Eleven Bar

定好了11号酒吧不见不散

We made quite an entrance

我们快马加鞭地赶到类香似杨弦了那里

That's wh极河en I got punked

很团依乡权已元持无心之举却让我恍然大悟

Chorus:My boyfriend is gay

我亲爱的男友居然是GAY!

I know it sounds cliché

我知道这听起来简直像笑为色行否电影中才会出现的无稽之谈

That everybody saw right throug影诗艺h this guy but me

原来大家一早就看透了他是个GAY只有我还被蒙在鼓里

My boyfriend is gay

我亲爱的男友居然是GAY同范贵即边有!

Should've known by the way

从他的所作所为我应该一早就知道的

He tivoed every episode of RHOC

他录下了每一集的肥皂剧(桔子镇贵妇的真实生活)

My boyfriend is gay

我亲爱的男友居然是弱路吸GAY!

He was reall含提席黑犯y such a gr妈娘eat guy, but I saw him with another guy

他人很好很出色可是这样优秀的男人居然爱着另一个男人!

His favorite color was turquoi团讲se and he always drank chocolatinis through a straw

从他对颜色和饮品的喜好来看我应该一武距议早就知道他是个GAY的!

M倒名破y boyfriend is gay

我亲爱的男友居然是GAY!

I didn't really mean to spy, but I saw him with ano教ther guy

我试图不去余职审山继犯难节想这些事但我还是看见他和另一个男人在一起

You should've seen his place and he cried more than me at e社宣序史助过送急增望very chick flick that we saw

哦!你们应该看看他在看每一集的肥皂剧的时候哭的那叫一个梨花带雨!

la l外原a la la la la la la la la la la la la la

Fast forward to next Friday

马上失就下周五了

It's not like I've been cr伤乡打哪觉苏块氧ying

我不应该再像材径旧这样继续哭下去了

Deep down I think I must have knew it all along

其实在我心里一早就知道他是GAY的

Maybe it was his Cher pl血混鸡龙助经互述热呀aylist

可能是他的Cher播放曲单

Or his craving to be A-list

又可能他想成为一个完美无瑕的人

Or how he kne曲攻品w the words to every Britney song (oh baby, baby)

又可能他对布兰妮的每句歌词都烂熟于心(哦宝贝，宝贝)

Pe老严月倒罗则机候牛话包rhaps it was that poodle

可能是他的贵宾情人

Or those chee银se filled strudels

又可能是他那一流的点心手艺

He used t客烧肉无对盟那o dip into his Frappuccino grand

他习惯了喝Frappuccino那样奢华的饮品

Well I must have just been kidding

好吧 我肯定是得了臆想症

Myself into thinking

我应该冷静下来好好想想

I was more than him experimenting(Damn)

我对他而言只是一个实验品吗?

Well, It happened on a Monday

好吧 这个星期一是我永远无法释怀的日子

No it wasn't such a fun day

不过 不得不承认这也是很戏剧性的一天

When I finally realized what I always knew

当我心存的最后一线希望被事实所湮灭

l定间alalalala在挥认纪lalalalalalalalala~

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